Heath & Stef plus 2

Me: What's going on down there?

Uterus: I'm rebelling.

Me: Why are you rebelling?

Uterus: I didn't sign up for this. When we agreed to get pregnant, you didn't mention anything about twins.

Me: I know! What a lucky surprise!

Uterus: *sneers*

Me: Look at it this way, we skipped nine months by doing two at once!

Uterus: You know very well that 18 months of slow stretching is easier than 9 months of rapid stretching. You realize this is my first time, right?

Me: Yes, I do. I know this must be very stressful for you. I appreciate all you do. What's say we call a truce? You could relax a little and loosen up the place for the kiddos?

Uterus: I'll think about it...